What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
13.06.2025 00:47
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.